Monday, July 27, 2009

My First Apology

I realize I've been horribly remiss over the past 36 hours, so I feel obliged to make up for it. I would like to formally apologize to the Mexican National Soccer Team.

I didn't properly acknowledge their 5-0 win over the U.S. in the finals of the CONCACAF Gold Cup Sunday. I should have made more of a deal of this, and for that I am truly sorry.

I understand how great a moment this must be. Because when your World Cup qualifying performance is shakier than your drug enforcement, and when you go through team managers like they were flour tortillas, and when you complain about every loss like you got shorted $1 billion on your bailout package, you probably want a little mas tequila after a 5-0 win over the U.S. D Squad. Yup. You've solidified your claim as one of the best four teams in the region. Party Down. Arriba, Arriba!!

But not too hard, OK? Tomorrow's a work day here.

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