HELP WANTED!! Exciting Temp Job

Looking for A 30+ U.S. citizen living in Florida for an exciting temporary employment opportunity. Must be available until early 2011, with no desire for gainful employment after. Must love drug (company) money, drilling for offshore oil, and criticizing and submarining any and all government attempts to end economic troubles without offering viable alternatives. NO TAXERS, PLEASE!! Send resume and shirtless pic to ShamMarriage69@florida.gov.us EOE, especially for old white males.