Cuidado!! El Residentes de los Countito del Osceola!

An odd news story has just come across the wire that may be of special interest to some of our loyal readers at the Natural Blog... apparently many thousands of cows in Osceola County, Florida, have been the victim of what would appear to be a biting bandit. Although no one has actually seen the bandit, local reports have said that the bandit is hairless, attacks cows only at the porterhouse cuts, and screams something that sounds like "Lent is over! Lent is over!"