Yes, indeed. You heard it hear first. And I'm a reliable source: I've used 100% less addictive painkillers than Rush Limbaugh.
For those of you not paying attention to the stock market (probably transfixed by the World Baseball Classic-- understandable), the Dow Jones Industrial Average has closed up for the past three days. Gainers have included Citigroup and GM. Everything is OK. This is probably the longest sustained period of economic growth since 2007. We're gonna make it, baby!!!
I feel like buying something big, shiny, loud, and useless. Kind of like Rush Limbaugh coming off a Oxycontin bender. God, it's good to have him back in our lives.
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